"all of you out there be sure to vote. and vote against president bush."

--ad rock

last night we were at red rocks for the beastie boys show which was most excellent. mixmaster mike is the fuckin' man!

they played a good mix of old and new stuff and man, i am really glad i finally got to see them. for old dudes, they surely...
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"kid said, 'get ready, cause this ain't funny. my name's mike-d and i'm about to get money.'"

--the boys

tomorrow is the big day. b.e.a.s.t.i.e. at red rocks. i am too psyched for this show, lemme tell you. cranking some old school shit to curb my anticipation. or some goddamned thing.

lots and lots going on right now. i am way too busy but just...
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"my cat's breath smells like cat food."

--ralph wiggum

my cat's breath smells like the front half of a mouse. it is a bit disconcerting to wake up to the sound of crunching at 4:30. usually they have the decency to chow down in the kitchen. not 2 feet from our bed.

"i'm horny as a ten-peckered owl."

--mark hunter

so there you have it.

"Is a Poop Deck what I think it is?"

--homer jay simpson

so i spent the weekend rebuilding my deck. it is amazing the amount of effort and money a 8x17 foot area can require. big thanks to _luke for helping out on saturday.

other than that... i got nuthin.

"gotta break 'em off sumpin'.
and it's gotta be pumpin'."

--snoop

that's all i got.

"i'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, there's no reason to not do this song here. radio radio."

--elvis costello

happy birthday e. the big 5-0.

"my hallergies to these fucking fans has returned. puke like dis... blah."

--denis

would someone please explain to me why cats feel the need to run to the nearest patch of carpet or rug-type surface to barf their guts out when they were previously standing on perfectly appropriate-for-puking linolium, wood or tile flooring? just wondering. samantha, aka "the dutchess of hurl" did this no less...
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"i had the pear dream again."

--scott thompson

so i have been attempting to sleep less of late as i tend to get more stuff done when awake. i have not yet decided if it is working out or not but last night i might as well have stayed up all night for the amount i actually slept.

to top it off... when i was...
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"YOU'RE out of order! YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL is out of order!"

--arthur kikrland

so yesterday i had to serve on the jury trying a case of 3rd degree assault, harassment and domestic violence. we found the dude guilty (which wasn't hard considering he stated on the 911 tape that he assaulted her and then said the same thing to at least...
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