"90% of everything is crap."
--Michael Chabon (mis-quoting Theodore Sturgeon)
it is windy as a um... let me start over.
the wind is blowing harder here today than a bus load of hookers at shore leave. there, that's much better.
tomorrow is the solstice. i must admit that i really like winter solstice. it marks the point where the days will stay cold but get...
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--Michael Chabon (mis-quoting Theodore Sturgeon)
it is windy as a um... let me start over.
the wind is blowing harder here today than a bus load of hookers at shore leave. there, that's much better.
tomorrow is the solstice. i must admit that i really like winter solstice. it marks the point where the days will stay cold but get...
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"i asked jesus how much he loved me, he spread his arms open wide and said 'this much' and then he died"
--some church sign er saw
ok. she said that dharmabox was going to use this in his journal but i beat him to it. holy hilarity (double meaning not intended).
still busy. but this site cracked me up:
cameltoe.bolt.com
check out the 'toe...
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--some church sign er saw
ok. she said that dharmabox was going to use this in his journal but i beat him to it. holy hilarity (double meaning not intended).
still busy. but this site cracked me up:
cameltoe.bolt.com
check out the 'toe...
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voltaire:
hello 
quinn:
yeah. i'll need a very detailed instructional on that. emphasis on very detailed. 
and don't be talkin long underwear and snowboots.
and don't be talkin long underwear and snowboots.
"all work and no beer make homer something something."
--homer simpson
i have too much going on.
--homer simpson
i have too much going on.
lesleyslenning:
hee hee! best quote ever!!
"we're in the money."
--Al Dubin
well that didn't take long.
my bank got this fraud issue taken care of in less than a week. way too cool. so we got everything back, i have changed all my passwords (and can't remember any of them so i have to reference a damned excel file every time i want to logon to somthing
) and um.......
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--Al Dubin
well that didn't take long.
my bank got this fraud issue taken care of in less than a week. way too cool. so we got everything back, i have changed all my passwords (and can't remember any of them so i have to reference a damned excel file every time i want to logon to somthing
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voltaire:
Hi stu. my set with dave is going up soon.... maybe I already tolde you that. I think I did...... anyways, how are ya?
"where have all the good times gone?"
--van halen
not really. i just had that in my head for some reason.
still no resolution on the paypal fraud. it might take a couple of weeks, which is a bit of a drag.
i am currently working my ass off which is becoming a drag. i am juggling a lot of projects right now on top...
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--van halen
not really. i just had that in my head for some reason.
still no resolution on the paypal fraud. it might take a couple of weeks, which is a bit of a drag.
i am currently working my ass off which is becoming a drag. i am juggling a lot of projects right now on top...
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"This is Baby Huey Plug Three, and I'd like to say peace to that mother a-ahem who stole my Pathfinder in front of the studio, peace!"
--De La Soul
so this was an interesting day for me. i logged onto my bank account this morning to pay some bills and recognized that i was missing about 3 grand.
well, needless to say, i was a...
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--De La Soul
so this was an interesting day for me. i logged onto my bank account this morning to pay some bills and recognized that i was missing about 3 grand.
well, needless to say, i was a...
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stacie:
scrounging fucking sucks. Im glad that they are going to work it out quickly for you though.
scrounging fucking sucks. Im glad that they are going to work it out quickly for you though.
stacie:
i hope there comes a time when my scrounging days are over. money is the root of all evil!
"i threw up in my yard."
--one of my clients (yes this was the entire text of the email)
you gotta love that.
i was marginally productive this week but these last two days i have kinda sucked. oh well. whatchagonnado?
i was an ear witness to a wreck today at lunch.
i wanna go skiing this weekend. gonna have to hook that up.
i...
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--one of my clients (yes this was the entire text of the email)
you gotta love that.
i was marginally productive this week but these last two days i have kinda sucked. oh well. whatchagonnado?
i was an ear witness to a wreck today at lunch.
i wanna go skiing this weekend. gonna have to hook that up.
i...
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quinn:
what i wouldn't give to be the one to have said those first words to ya.
congratulate the girlie on havin such a luscious catch like you.
have a good weekend. have fun skiing!!!
congratulate the girlie on havin such a luscious catch like you.
have a good weekend. have fun skiing!!!
"a fish stick is neither a fish, nor a stick. discuss."
--akbar (or was it jeff? i can't remember)
today is thursday but it seems like tuesday which is nice.
the stereo in my car decided to shit the bed for some reason. good thing i have a minidisc player. gotta get that bad-boy fixed asap.
playing music tonite. i have been practicing a lot...
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--akbar (or was it jeff? i can't remember)
today is thursday but it seems like tuesday which is nice.
the stereo in my car decided to shit the bed for some reason. good thing i have a minidisc player. gotta get that bad-boy fixed asap.
playing music tonite. i have been practicing a lot...
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justlittleolme:
i'm less fortunate
justlittleolme:
exactly
"where's me hat?"
--tom reagan
happy belated birthday to joel coen.
lessee... still wicked busy but that is good, right? trying to get holiday shopping completed tonight so i don't have to deal with that horseshit any more. my stereo in my car blew up this morning for some unknown reason. gotta get that fixed pronto. other than that, i got nuthin.
take it sleazy.
--tom reagan
happy belated birthday to joel coen.
lessee... still wicked busy but that is good, right? trying to get holiday shopping completed tonight so i don't have to deal with that horseshit any more. my stereo in my car blew up this morning for some unknown reason. gotta get that fixed pronto. other than that, i got nuthin.
take it sleazy.
voltaire:
you have mail.
silencenoir:
*bows* thank you thank you.
and I am going with red indeed, with blonde and pink chunks.
have you finished your shopping yet? I'm still not done with mine!
and I am going with red indeed, with blonde and pink chunks.
have you finished your shopping yet? I'm still not done with mine!
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken
ahhhh. you have to love it when lovely lovely request your presence.
so i...
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H.L. Mencken
ahhhh. you have to love it when lovely lovely request your presence.
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voltaire:
I'm totally not going to say no. I just had to be honest, and tell you that I already made my goal. But If you want to make a donation still I really have no problem with that. It all helps. I really want to buy a new computer. someone told me I could get G4 ibook for around 1500 bucks. I have always wanted a laptop. and I have wanted to change over from PC to mac for about two years.... My computer is a pile of crap. I don't even think I could sell this piece of shit I'm typing on right now. but I can certainly donate it to someone that doesn't have one at all....... I hate this computer so much, but shit, at least I have one.....
your email is flagged for follow up. I'll hit you back there..... probably later today after I get my nails put back on..... I hope your day at work was great. well so far anyway... you probably still have about two hours to go.....
how have you been lately? I am up to sooooo much, it's not funny. I'll email you about it. promise me you'll foreward it to that doll luke......My redribbons email account was hacked about two months ago, and I lost all the info in it. I have been too busy with work, modeling, and performances to do anything about it..... anyway, I'll email you later today...... I haven't had my coffee yet, I'm babbling away......
your email is flagged for follow up. I'll hit you back there..... probably later today after I get my nails put back on..... I hope your day at work was great. well so far anyway... you probably still have about two hours to go.....
how have you been lately? I am up to sooooo much, it's not funny. I'll email you about it. promise me you'll foreward it to that doll luke......My redribbons email account was hacked about two months ago, and I lost all the info in it. I have been too busy with work, modeling, and performances to do anything about it..... anyway, I'll email you later today...... I haven't had my coffee yet, I'm babbling away......