stubertmcfly

"i threw up in my yard."

--one of my clients (yes this was the entire text of the email)

you gotta love that.

i was marginally productive this week but these last two days i have kinda sucked. oh well. whatchagonnado?

i was an ear witness to a wreck today at lunch.

i wanna go skiing this weekend. gonna have to hook that up.

i put a giant ski box on top of my car. now it doesn't really go through car washes so hot. oh well.

i can't seem to shake this cough. ugh.

the first words spoken to me today were, "let's take care of that... get a condom." good times.