"luke blows goats. i have proof."
--my kickass and super bitchin' sweetie
ok. first and foremost... if you plan to place "army of one" and "no fear" stickers on your car, please, drive like you have a pair. thanks. 20 is for pussies. pull off the friggin road and let some of the 30 people stacked up behind your dumb, pansy ass by. yeah.
in other news, blyss is still the hotness, i am still sleepy, my wife still kicks more ass than a contestant in a donkey race and um.... that fucker in the escort can still bite me. no fear my ass.
today's limerick:
rosalie had an amazing skill
which required a crisp five dollar bill
that you held in your fist
with a unflinching wrist
then she'd spin on that thing like a drill
enjoy life. run "armies of one" off the road.
--my kickass and super bitchin' sweetie
ok. first and foremost... if you plan to place "army of one" and "no fear" stickers on your car, please, drive like you have a pair. thanks. 20 is for pussies. pull off the friggin road and let some of the 30 people stacked up behind your dumb, pansy ass by. yeah.
in other news, blyss is still the hotness, i am still sleepy, my wife still kicks more ass than a contestant in a donkey race and um.... that fucker in the escort can still bite me. no fear my ass.
today's limerick:
rosalie had an amazing skill
which required a crisp five dollar bill
that you held in your fist
with a unflinching wrist
then she'd spin on that thing like a drill
enjoy life. run "armies of one" off the road.
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i added ya to my aim btw