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Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

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"I want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and yell: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"

--Howard Beale

you can go ahead and add "sadam hussein" to the list of phrases i would be happy to never hear again. other members of that list include: weapons of mass destruction, the bush administration, and "nuke-uler". but maybe that is just me.

my cat has a problem. if you were to come to my house, he would give you the impression that he is never fed. but here's the deal... he never actually wants to eat, he just wants to know that he can eat. last night/this morning, he decided he needed this proof at 2:22. so i got up, put food out for him and watched him walk away.

when i awoke (for real this time) at 6:15, the house was freezing. i thought to myself, "damn, self, it must be really freakin cold outside" (which it was). this frigidity was compounded by the fact that our kitchen window had blown open at some point between 2:25 and 6:15. fortunately, no harm was done. the tap was a little frozen but that fixed itself rapidly.

so i guess the moral of this journal entry is to not say things so often that people want their heads to explode, feed your cat, and firmly affix the latch to your window.

and they all lived happily ever after.

the end
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
voltaire:
I've been ignoring the news for over a year now, and I've been a much happier person because of it.........
Dec 16, 2003
er:
you are hilarious
can i rent you for a few hours, put you in a corner, and just watch you be funny?

my cat's done that before, but usually she is just ravenous. thus...she's enormous. when i adopted her at the humane society (she was approx 6 then, now she's almost 8!) they had named her bertha, and were calling her bigfatbertha.

Dec 16, 2003

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