stubertmcfly

"Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman... Playboy is mocking you!!"

--Larry Flynt

so, on the occasion of britney spears' 22nd birthday i pose the question that is on the minds of millions of horny, perverted men out there: who will be in playboy first, britney or christina? or... who gives a rats ass?

someone at the mansion HAS to have run the numbers. what is the break even point on this? because certainly purchases would skyrocket (especially for britney). would $5 mil be too much to spend to offset additional newsstand purchases? there HAS to be a figure at which she'd say "fuck it. get out the camera". seriously.

but realistically, britney's star will fade sooner rather than later. she can't really sing. can't act. and can't play the teeny-bop card too much longer can she? i don't really like christina's music but at least she has some semblance of talent. personally, i think that they should hit hef up for $5 mil for one or $15 for both. pad the coffers a bit before no one really cares anymore. but perhaps that is just my inner pervert talking. (to be honest, i couldn't care less but figured i'd throw it out there just for shits and grins.)

have a wonderful day and remember.... nekkid is natural.

UPDATE: google rules. in case you were wondering. and i will just have to go ahead and start this now... why can't i have more than 5 favorite sgs? dammit.