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"oh crap. it's journal poetry day"

--anastasia

ok. a limerick was requested and, at the risk of offending pretty much everyone out there... here is one i wrote quite a few years ago with last-line help from my buddy john. and yes, you have been warned.

there once was a lass from nantucket
whose cunt was big as a bucket
try though she might
she could not make it tight
strap a board on my ass and i'd fuck it

see. i warned you.

ps: and i almost forgot... shaving is for suckas. i cut the crap out of myself this morning. now i have three parallel chunks taken out of my jaw. chicks dig that, right?

pps: and this puff daddy article made me laugh my friggin' head off. especially the part where he says, "i'd like to win it..." oh man. you couldn't write stuff that good.