Tuesday Aug 12, 2003

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"Chris... did I do any shrooms today?"

--Tommy Sears

ok. who wants to lick my shirt? like a jackass, i washed one of those industrial sized bottles of percoset yesterday. so now my shirt is industrial strength. the line forms to my left. who's first?
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dolorian:
woohoo!
voltaire:
maybe I'd lick your shirt if you accidently washed a bag of weed....... I'm not into hard drugs really........ and pills make people wierd after ahile of taking them......
where in the heck did you manage to procure an industrial size bottle of that stuff? It's pretty strong........

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