go wish dolorian a happy birthday. immediately. these things only happen once a year you know.
...more later...
***vegas update***
i just received this email from one of the bachelors. i am calling bullshit on "food poisoning" but maybe that is just me.
bachelor #1 said:
well, in a late and last ditch effort to win the 9 dollar porn, I didn't quite make it to work yesterday.
Wake up in Vegas, feel tired, but surprisingly good. Walk around all day in 105 degree temps, feel surprisingly OK. Plane ride, trip home from the airport, watch a little TV, feel surprisingly OK.
2:00AM. puke for a couple of hours, lay shivering on floor of bathroom for 6 hours. 102 fever for most of the day. call office from floor of bathroom telling assistant to have partner file the brief that is due Monday. Feel surprisingly bad.
figures that I would live through vegas only to get food poisoning my first meal back.
holy shite.
...more later...
***vegas update***
i just received this email from one of the bachelors. i am calling bullshit on "food poisoning" but maybe that is just me.
bachelor #1 said:
well, in a late and last ditch effort to win the 9 dollar porn, I didn't quite make it to work yesterday.
Wake up in Vegas, feel tired, but surprisingly good. Walk around all day in 105 degree temps, feel surprisingly OK. Plane ride, trip home from the airport, watch a little TV, feel surprisingly OK.
2:00AM. puke for a couple of hours, lay shivering on floor of bathroom for 6 hours. 102 fever for most of the day. call office from floor of bathroom telling assistant to have partner file the brief that is due Monday. Feel surprisingly bad.
figures that I would live through vegas only to get food poisoning my first meal back.
holy shite.
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you thought i was lying about my non smoking vehicle?
HMPH!
I am not familiar with happy bunny skivvies. hmm.. perhaps you should take a photo of her in some and send it to me so i can check them out..