stubertmcfly

so i transported approximately a ton of snow (seriously) down to the valley today in somewhat misguided hope that it would melt off my trailer. now it is snowing down here, thus adding to the predicament. i have decided that this may, in fact, be an entrepreneurial opportunity and am now providing those who are interested the chance to purchase lots of aforementioned precipitation for...
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ok. i just went back trhu some old trillian logs and mined some real gems. usually, i hate this type of thing but man, this was funny stuff. one of the best was actually a boss quote from luke's old logs:

boss: don't underestimate the impact that this site redesign has on your room number in hell

perhaps funnier in context but pretty damned funny...
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just got out of a 2-hour meeting with sales-types. ugh. someone shoot me if i ever start talking about switching careers to be a salesguy. makes me want to gnaw off my left arm and beat myself to death with it.

i feel like bill the cat today. can't utter anything intelligent but must spew forth a steady stream of hissing and spit. and hairballs.... yeah, that'll do nicely.

thought for the day: it's not me, it's you.

oh yeah. and henry rollins is one REALLY pissed off hombre. in case you hadn't noticed...

and i am unable to type today. just in case you hadn't...
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quote for today... "bitch be cool!"

just one of those slow, dog-danglin' afternoons. went skiing but didn't manage to stay too long. couldn't wrap my mind around the kind of speeds i was generating. too many scattered thoughts. too much to think about. and that, is ok by me.

must... keep... focused... on... task... at... hand....

good thing i am not driving right now.

i'm sweating fucking bullets in these vinyl pants. though, in retrospect, i suppose that could be in part due to who is attached to the lead i hold in my left hand. or the fact that she is currently licking my boot like it tastes like french vanilla ice cream. with cherries. in any event, it is hot. and more than a bit wet.

what...
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the wind... it blows. never been a fan and it is howling today. ugh.

my favoritest bunny in the whole world died unexpectedly yesterday. huey g. fignewton was the bomb. now i am sad. will miss him toooooo much.

note to self: never fall in love with anything else ever again.

ever have a stranger say something you you that you would NEVER in a million years expect someone to actually admit to a total stranger? well, while riding the chair at loveland this weekend (there to shoot _luke for ski movie stuff), some jackass had the gaul to confess to me something that made my stomach turn. nope, not that he molests collies while wearing...
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the sun shineth. after three days of pretty much non-stop snowage, it ceased to fall. 87" total in my neck of the proverbial woods. oh... joy...