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"I have misplaced my pants."

--Homer Jay

and apparently my brain as well. neglected to say anything nice to dolorian whilst she was away on vacation in the motor city which was pretty weak. go say welcome back to her to help make up for my lameness. she is super cool and a mega cutie! PLUS she digs metal the most!
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entry #2: now matrix free!

you're welcome, stacie!

"I wish! Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers."

--Enid

at the risk of pissing off all matrix fans out there. i have this to report. i was kinda disappointed with reloaded. parts were awesome. other parts were annoying to the point of making me want to give the wachowski brothers the finger. then a...
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"Let's go get sushi and not pay. "

--duke

so what is it with people and their willingness to break then not break the law? daily i am confronted with these boneheads who are willing to drive 80 mph in a 55 on the way to work then, when they get to thiis stupid stoplight with a no right on red thingy, they fail to...
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"I am you are me
Good woman said you gotta believe
Submerge into the urge of we
Deliciously the mystery"

--Anthony

so the peppers have put out like what... 3 zillion albums? most of them sell decently, right? so one could make the assumption that these guys should be doing pretty well in the financial department. don't you think they could afford shirts? c'mon, have...
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"Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?"

--Agent Smith

has anyone seen my voice? it is awol. i think i need one of those deals like ned has in southpark. "heeeellllooo mrrrssss cccaaaaaarrrrtttmmann, hooooow aaaaarrreee yoooouuu toooooodddaaaayyyy???" ugh. somehow, someway, i am going to figure out how to blame _luke for this.

"On my HEAD?!?!?!?"

--Shakes the Clown

my head hurts. fortunately, my new dirt-jumpin' helmet came in the mail today. so now i am wearing it. at my desk. my head still hurts but now i look like i rode the short bus to work so somehow, everything is okay.

oh yeah... a photo is in my pics.

"Oh, yeah. I feel like a hundred dollars."

--Fletch F. Fletch

allergies suck. for whatever reason, all the days i was spared over the past couple of months kicked in sometime last night. without going into detail, let's just say that my head is not a good place to visit right now.

so no new shots in case any of you were interested (quinn).

"Oh, yeah. I feel like a hundred dollars."

--Fletch F. Fletch

allergies suck. for whatever reason, all the days i was spared over the past couple of months kicked in sometime last night. without going into detail, let's just say that my head is not a good place to visit right now.

You wanna play some word games, or do some experiments on me or anything?

--dudley heinsbergen

just let me know.

"Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan."

--Homer Jay

today's entry is two parted (or something)
part one: the zoo...
back in the day i used to think zoo's were evil EEEEEEEVIIIIILLLL i tells ya. (ahhhh, youth.) now i recognize that though i would prefer these magnificent creatures to run amok in the wilderness, feasting upon...
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_luke is sick of quotes so to that i will quote him:

"rubbish"

--_luke