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"It's okay don't worry just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth."

--Otter

there is a certain peace that comes with living in the mountains. the cool night air, the scenic surroundings, the sound of a deer being slaughtered in your driveway at 1:30 in the morning...

ah, bliss.

mountain lions are scary.

lates

"Because I drive like a Maniac on the streets
and I don't give fuck 'cause I've got the beats"

--BB

so people had MAD skills on the way in today. i think i may have broken the world casa-to-work speed record on the scooter. thanks, in large part, to the idiots who either a) got the hells outta my way or b) managed to keep...
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"Does a bear shit in the woods?"

--anon

yup. pees on my deck too. note to self: put bird seed in the garage. check.

last night we had a visitor. about 6:00 a bear decided to dump over our birdseed and proceeded to chow down. this happens from time to time (bear visitation) but usually occurs a bit later in the evening. i guess he...
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"Man just wants to forget the bad stuff, and believe in the made-up good stuff. It's easier that way."

--Rashomon Commoner

ah movies. some better than others but all providing some escape from the complexities of life. there are times i wish i could live in film. i have gotten out of my rut and i want back in. someone please kick me if i...
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working from home today. wearing shorts. eyeball is fine. good times.

chatted with Quinn last nite. what a sweetie. go give her props.

i slept like crap last night tho. couldn't get comfy. cats all over the damn place. oh well. people with animals experience less stress, right? try telling that to the person who almost gets hurled on at 3:30 in the morning crazy...
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"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."

--Craig Schwartz

or anyone else apparently. have i said how happy i am to have a job? honestly. mondays suck and all but at this point, they certainly kick the living shit out of the alternative.

and my right eye is all itchy. i think i am allergic to _luke (who is back, in case...
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I can't talk, super bicycle time, I'm racing
Spitfire turn and pop a wheelie, burn and evil chasing
I'm waving bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
I got a card in my spokes
I'm practicing my joke, I'm learning.

enjoy your friday!

and go give dis guy some love... he could use a journal blast.

"YEEEEEEE-HAAAAW!!!"

--Bo and Luke Duke

ok. so i had dinner plans tonight with an old friend in town from NYC who also has a place in boulder. he is a pretty avid 4-wheeler type-o-guy and keeps his truck out here for just that purpose. anyhooo.... i get a call as i am on my way to nederland to meet him for dinner.

him: hey, where...
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"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want."

--Dr. Nick Riviera

and i am gonna prescribe some Nitrous love. go say hi. wish her well. she's not only smokin' but could use a hug.

"Hey, let's be careful out there."

-- Sergeant Phil Esterhaus

i am a busy little beaver today... will check back in later. just a quick note...

on the way in to work this morning, some dude in a big grey van came screaming by me on the highway. i was speeding quite liberally at the time myself so that is why i say, "screaming". in...
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"Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart."

--Tyler

i am pretty sure i cracked a rib last week. unless breathing is supposed to hurt. and forget about sneezing. don't even get me started on that. oh well. i have a bunch more ribs, right?

"Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug."

--Dr. Evil

if you haven't already, call your dad.