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"I quit my job blowing leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves"

--Beck

stuck in my head. which is ok. much better than that damned air supply song that was in there earlier.

so i am in the midst of a home refinance. oh joy. appraiser coming today so i am at home working, waiting.

my dvd player finally bit the dust. it was a quick,...
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"Pssssst. ACT."

--Bob McKenzie or Doug... I forget.

so a good frind of mine has shit cookin. he is a madman, writing scripts, talking to agents, even has a new gig as a documentary director for a series of concert films. another friend of mine is really taking off as well as an actor. his new film debuts at the latin film festival this weekend....
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"Turns are only for when shit gets in your way."

--Shane McConkey

...or when you are skiing on a patch of snow that a) isn't too large and b) runs out onto rocks at a fairly steep pitch. so i only made one run this morning. needed a pick to get back up without fearing for my life. but now that i know where and...
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CAUTION SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!


"Tonight the beers are on me."

--Lance Armstrong

one day to go on the tour and lance has it sewn up. congrats to the man. he is a machine.

so i got up wicked early today to try to find someplace in my neck o the woods that might have the tour on since my casa isn't television enabled. no dice. listened...
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"Wrong glass, sir"

--Waiter

fancy restaurants rule. especially when wearing flip-flops. i love colorado. it allows me to be my slob self in public without serious repurcussions.

my sweets and i busted out the SERIOUS meal with our college buddy last night. good food. good company. good times.

_luke just made my "people to kill" list for inflicting the heinous crime of "night ranger" on...
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"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

--scott's sister

yeah. sometimes i should remember this. other times though...

EDIT:

just in case anyone was thinking this was directed at them, it was not. just a clever quote that i should occassionally remember.

"In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times per second, right?"

--Castle Guard

my air speed velocity today: 52.68292682926829 mph. not... too... shabby. considering i have to navigate two towns and a helluva lotta turns in there.

did nothing last night. needed to freelance but couldn't muster up the courage. so i cleaned my garage and read...
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""They've got a Ranch they call
number 51
Just lying there square-
baking in the sun
Can't see it at all --
less you're flying by"

--Black Francis

sometimes you wake up with a song in your mellon. fortunately for me, today it was a little pixie's tune that fairly rocks. whew. this is a definite good thing as i have woken up with some...
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"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

--Al Czervik

so let's get one thing straight. i don't golf. once or twice a year i'll pick up the sticks to go spend some quality time with my pops or, as in this occasion, with my buddy from college. two years in a row now, we have played at his...
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"I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb"

--KC

at least today. my brain is pedal to the metal but apparently not in gear. it is a shame when you hit your rev limiter and you aren't going anywhere. perhaps later i will have...
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"Radiator."

--One

today it is gonna be a scorcher. quinn would be in heaven. i will probably just sit around and bitch a lot.

have to goto the dentist today too. oh joy. two of my favorite activities. getting my teeth messed with and sweating profusely while inactive. did i say "ph joy" yet? thought so.

not meaning to bitch some more but would someone...
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Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

happy birthday phoebe!

ya know... as an impressionable young er.. youth, i can say that there were no two things greater than phoebe and the cars. fast times delivered both and at the same time to boot! plus phoebe was nekkid which well, improved the equation markedly....
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