The highlight of my Fourth is a "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" marathon currently running on MSNBC. Have you seen this? I have been fascinated by this series since they started it. If they had a To Catch a Predator Channel (TCAPTV), I think I would watch it all day. These guys are unbelievable.
Know what's the most interesting thing about Fourth of July in Kansas City? You don't know whether you're hearing fireworks or being shot at! *rimshot* Tonight on the way back from work I had the scariest convenience store experience of my life. I thought I was in an OK neighborhood, but it was like a Cops/Springer combo meal. Hookers and meth heads, and everybody was either bandaged from a recent ass-kicking or angling for another one. The two people in front of me in line ordered peach-flavored and chocolate-flavored cigarettes. What the fuck is that?
I have to be up in three hours to go to the airport -- whee! I'm toting a package of awesome KC barbecue. Hopefully my flight won't be delayed 12 hours like the last time I tried this. Boo botulism. Hooray beer!
Know what's the most interesting thing about Fourth of July in Kansas City? You don't know whether you're hearing fireworks or being shot at! *rimshot* Tonight on the way back from work I had the scariest convenience store experience of my life. I thought I was in an OK neighborhood, but it was like a Cops/Springer combo meal. Hookers and meth heads, and everybody was either bandaged from a recent ass-kicking or angling for another one. The two people in front of me in line ordered peach-flavored and chocolate-flavored cigarettes. What the fuck is that?
I have to be up in three hours to go to the airport -- whee! I'm toting a package of awesome KC barbecue. Hopefully my flight won't be delayed 12 hours like the last time I tried this. Boo botulism. Hooray beer!
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Which isn't shocking.