strongbhoy

I guess the crazy country-hopping you've been doing is responsible for your sickness? The opening pre-season games so far have been pretty poor. I'm aiming to stay up late to watch the DC game tonight.

Oh goodness, I'm sorry, hun. That's bad news!

When I was in Europe, we were there touring 7 countries for a month. On the very last night there, I must have ate something nasty...I woke up in the middle of the night and ran to the bathroom and puked. Then, not 10 minutes later, it decided to try to fool me and burst out the "other end", so I sat on the toilet for a good looooong time. I finally got back to bed, but was awake most of the rest of the night. I still had crazy diahrrea when we left for the airport at 4:30am. As luck would have it, I got on the plan back to the states at 7am that morning, and got my fucking period. I was such a mess when we got into Chicago airport, I just cried in my mom's arms and fell asleep the whole 3 hour car ride back to our house.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
(Moral: When you have your head stuck in a toilet, think of me with it shooting out of all of my torso's holes. Gross. Ya.)

I hope you feel better! Safe travels home!!!