Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, will you marry me? The Princess said NO, and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and nailed skinny, big boobs girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never had to pay child support or alimony and kept his house and his guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as Hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.....The End!
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leucothea:
Lol OK fine maybe I was being a bit uptight. And I wasn't actually going to take offence until I read your blog and then I was like: 'right, He's taking the piss. I'm going to tell him off now.' But then you made me laugh with your last comment about the British sense of humor...so all is forgiven. Bloody Americans...meant in jest obviously 
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leucothea:
I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. That's pretty heavy, man. An incredibly difficult blow to deal with. Obviously, I understand where you're coming from a lot more now. You're right, it shouldn't be something that is rushed into at all...especially at the age of 21. But there are many reasons why I am confident that I am making the right decision. Besides...I still have more than a year to contemplate it before the deed is done. I'll remember to let you know how it goes. Well thanks for reminding me that jumping on ones high horse (I've always had an annoying inclination to do so) is usually not the best idea. I always wish hat I hadn't afterwards.