I can't wait to get out of work today, even though it's been relativly smooth all day. It's perfect "get drunk and riot" weather today. ----
So I was marveling out of a realy high window today in the direction of south. It was a great view. I like great views. They make me jelous sometimes cause I keep these companies computers running, which they rely on like their heroin. They get big offices and great views while I get paid like a McDonalds Fry chef in a office with no windows sourounded by computers and the such. That constant hummmmm of billions of little instruction sets doing there menial tasks. It's like white noise now days. Like how vacuum cleaners are soothing to a baby and generaly put them to sleep or those miniature water falls you can buy in china town. So anyway, what I was getting at before I had a William Gibson moment was that it's funny how sometimes the little guy, getting paid nothing, can still have a certain level of power over large corporation. Computers are a wonderfull equalizer when it comes to power but no so much when it comes to money or profile. ----
There isnt' much more for me to talk about. I am currently drawing up the schematics for a human sized sticky pad, like the ones you use to catch mice around your house (which by the way work great with a little peanut butter in the middle). Genny will prbably kill me for talking about it, but, it was more than half her idea. I figured it would be great for uses as follows:
1) The UPS man
Ever been waiting for a package only to come home from work to one of those damn browm and yellow slips? Not any more.
2) Neighbors dog
Neighbors dog keeps getting in your trash? They won't be able to deny it's their dog after this.
3) Beer Theft
Party at your house and your friends keep stealing your beer? Put one in front of the fridge and watch those damn beer clepto's pile up (warning: don't get drunk and step in it yourself).
Well, thats about enough. If you come up with any more (I'm so sure there is millions) go ahead and post them here in my journal. I'de love to hear them!
So I was marveling out of a realy high window today in the direction of south. It was a great view. I like great views. They make me jelous sometimes cause I keep these companies computers running, which they rely on like their heroin. They get big offices and great views while I get paid like a McDonalds Fry chef in a office with no windows sourounded by computers and the such. That constant hummmmm of billions of little instruction sets doing there menial tasks. It's like white noise now days. Like how vacuum cleaners are soothing to a baby and generaly put them to sleep or those miniature water falls you can buy in china town. So anyway, what I was getting at before I had a William Gibson moment was that it's funny how sometimes the little guy, getting paid nothing, can still have a certain level of power over large corporation. Computers are a wonderfull equalizer when it comes to power but no so much when it comes to money or profile. ----
There isnt' much more for me to talk about. I am currently drawing up the schematics for a human sized sticky pad, like the ones you use to catch mice around your house (which by the way work great with a little peanut butter in the middle). Genny will prbably kill me for talking about it, but, it was more than half her idea. I figured it would be great for uses as follows:
1) The UPS man
Ever been waiting for a package only to come home from work to one of those damn browm and yellow slips? Not any more.
2) Neighbors dog
Neighbors dog keeps getting in your trash? They won't be able to deny it's their dog after this.
3) Beer Theft
Party at your house and your friends keep stealing your beer? Put one in front of the fridge and watch those damn beer clepto's pile up (warning: don't get drunk and step in it yourself).
Well, thats about enough. If you come up with any more (I'm so sure there is millions) go ahead and post them here in my journal. I'de love to hear them!