Firstly, many thanks and big wet sloppy kisses (or not!) to all who sent birthday wishes! 
My lovely trees2112 gave me the Family Guy on DVD. There's one episode where Peter gets laid off from work. After a few days on the dole, he says, "I can't even watch TV anymore - the shows all start running together!" And we get a cut of Homicide: Life on Sesame Street. The phone rings, and Bert staggers out of bed naked: "SON OF A BITCH! Someone just got their head blown off down at Hooper's", and takes a big ass swig of whiskey. Then Ernie emerges from the covers, "Bert, have you been drinking again? B-B-B-ert! You're shouting!" This absolutely fucking FLOORED me! It was right up there with "Uncle Fuckah" from South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, and seeing Avenue Q on Broadway.
Tell me about the last thing that made YOU laugh so hard you nearly pissed your pants!
My lovely trees2112 gave me the Family Guy on DVD. There's one episode where Peter gets laid off from work. After a few days on the dole, he says, "I can't even watch TV anymore - the shows all start running together!" And we get a cut of Homicide: Life on Sesame Street. The phone rings, and Bert staggers out of bed naked: "SON OF A BITCH! Someone just got their head blown off down at Hooper's", and takes a big ass swig of whiskey. Then Ernie emerges from the covers, "Bert, have you been drinking again? B-B-B-ert! You're shouting!" This absolutely fucking FLOORED me! It was right up there with "Uncle Fuckah" from South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, and seeing Avenue Q on Broadway.
Tell me about the last thing that made YOU laugh so hard you nearly pissed your pants!
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Joe: I never picked up an illegal immigrant from home depot with the express purpose of having them choke me while I pleasure myself...
Quagmire: Aww come on! (Drinks)
Peter: Yeah same thing, but with someone from Jo-ann Fabric
Quagmire:Come Onnn! (Drinks, then collapses)
I miss you..just give me a few days and a therapists appt and i will be all good!
Love you lots