BEWARE of letting Streety into an establishment that has $3 White Russians! I even spilled some on myself and my sister's best friend whilst dancing. Every time I get drunk on those fuckers, I always end up wearing some! 
At the end of the evening, I could hardly walk. I needed a little help finding the car door, so I just kinda stopped at the trunk and played with Phil's "Support Carbs" ribbon magnet. I think I checked the recently dialed calls list on my cell phone, and RedViolet, Kellyjanice, & MrNiceGuys_bitch are all on there, so I guess I probably left them drunken greetings.
Good thing I'm not an asshole drunk!
While Phil was in the shower, I attacked him with shaving cream while saying, "The power of Christ be upon you!"
I have no idea where that came from.
*Oh! And I put on my hoodie OVER my coat, too! I was a mess.
At the end of the evening, I could hardly walk. I needed a little help finding the car door, so I just kinda stopped at the trunk and played with Phil's "Support Carbs" ribbon magnet. I think I checked the recently dialed calls list on my cell phone, and RedViolet, Kellyjanice, & MrNiceGuys_bitch are all on there, so I guess I probably left them drunken greetings.
Good thing I'm not an asshole drunk!
While Phil was in the shower, I attacked him with shaving cream while saying, "The power of Christ be upon you!"
I have no idea where that came from.
*Oh! And I put on my hoodie OVER my coat, too! I was a mess.
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support carbs! that's so priceless!
everyone needs a new years exoricism!
big hugs to the both of you! maybe if you're at bowling i'll see ya there!