streetspirit

Right, so a man and a woman have just arrived in their hotel room on their honeymoon. The man takes off his pants and says, "here, put these on." The woman says, "Excuse me?" The man goes, "that's right, put on my pants". So the woman puts on the man's pants, and tightens the belt as tight as it will go. They fall down around her ankles. The man says, "I wear the pants in this family. Remember that!"

So the woman takes off her panties, hands them to her husband, and says, "put these on". He gives her that deer-in-the-headlights look. "Go on, I did it for you!" The man hesitates and then says, "well...all right."
He tugs at the panties with all his might, but they won't even go up over his thighs. The man throws up his hands and says, "I can't get into them".

The wife says, "damn straight, and until you change your attitude, you're not going to!"