So totally single.
Fuck this dating shit. Fuck it with a coyote. I wanna move to some pokey small town and impregnate all the girls, then wander off into the woods, die, and have my body picked clean by badgers. When the federales find my bleached bones, they'll check the dental records and realize it was that horny yankee that doubled the population of their shithole town.
Yet again (for the second time this year) I come between a girl and her father. Am I that awful?
Oh, if anyone needs keys for their blossomings gothic band, gimme a holla.
...back to my breakfast of rum'n'coke...
S
Fuck this dating shit. Fuck it with a coyote. I wanna move to some pokey small town and impregnate all the girls, then wander off into the woods, die, and have my body picked clean by badgers. When the federales find my bleached bones, they'll check the dental records and realize it was that horny yankee that doubled the population of their shithole town.
Yet again (for the second time this year) I come between a girl and her father. Am I that awful?
Oh, if anyone needs keys for their blossomings gothic band, gimme a holla.
...back to my breakfast of rum'n'coke...
S
You can move to my pokey town and impregnate me, if ya like. Of course I'd probably freak out after child birth and wind up eating my own young...