strappz

So I go out to the bar with my friend last night for a concert... good deecent concert... I meet her other friend...we'll say her name is "1".. So 1's dad shows up and apparently he's one of those cool parents and everyone is ok with him being out.. until my friend and 1's dad start hittin on each other!! like how do you hit on your girls dad? like really hit on him... I don't mind if she'd be hitting on a random older dude but it's her girls dad!

So we get ready to leave as the bar is closin down.... I go to get in the car n he's following us out me thinking oh... he's walking us to the car..NO! he's going with us. We go to the breakfast spot to get some grub on. Cool deal. until hello they're all flirty flirty so i text a friend who is a night owl to come get me. Than the dads second wife pops in! Sitting at the table almost right behind us. awkward...

i mean he paid for the whole meal... but dude thats your girls dad!!!!! and you talked about his daughter all night!! i sat there for two hours after they left in complete disbelief... ugh...

but in the end I couldn't finish my country ham... said it was bcuz it was too salty even though it was cuz i lost my appetite and my friend being a great smart ass like me when the dad was trying to be all back in nam... and trying to tell me how to live my life and finishes my country ham goes... all i got out of that is that you like to stick salty meat in your mouth!

YES!!!!! awesome.... highlight of my night