God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look at what he spends his time on. 43 species of parrot! Nipples... for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
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