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Tuesday May 06, 2008

May 6, 2008
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So I came back to SG.

Here's the thing. Live Journal is boring. MySpace is buggy and full of retards. The people whom I've met from this site however, have proven to be the most creative and insightful bunch around; that is, when they aren't peeing all over my furniture.

As for the girls? Meh? They all cancel each other out into a sexual grey. There's a looker here and a fox there, but I'm really here for the people. I know that sounds like the whole Playboy/Articles line, but it's true. Plus, I had my penis replaced by an oboe anyway. That isn't funny. I feel boring and stupid.

I want to try to write a bit every day on here, if only because, since I insist on perfect penmanship when dicking around with the Moleskin, it takes me forever to get anything down. So check back. I'm gonna offer my thoughts up on lots of stuff that's way more interesting than GTA4, but far less interesting than any level in Ikaruga. Also if your opinions are the same color as mine, I will absorb them and then fire them back at you as homing lasers, which naturally will do double damage if you are in the vicinity and are of the opposite polarity.

Tomorrow, I will be writing about the TV series Scrubs, and why it is so tragic that you still like it.
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sydni:
If you want to erase that comment now that I know the glorious answer, that's cool.
May 9, 2008
lankakitten:
Oboe = dead baby music.
I hate babies, babies are dipshits.
P.S. You would love our new-ish kitten, Finnegan. He walks like an Irish drunk.

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