The quickest way to go to jail if you're a crackhead:
Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed...
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Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed...
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xoxox Rose