The quickest way to go to jail if you're a crackhead:
Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed off and say that you'll "be back in fifteen minutes." Ignore the clerk when he says that the police will be waiting for you.
Step 3: Go to your apartment across the street, Put your crack in your pocket and leave. Stroll past the convenience store again, slow enough for the clerk to see you and for the police to show up. Once the cop enters the convenience store, wait for the clerk to point you out to him. Once the cop searches you and finds the boston baked beans & the crack, you're on your way to some quality jail time - all in under ten minutes!
Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed off and say that you'll "be back in fifteen minutes." Ignore the clerk when he says that the police will be waiting for you.
Step 3: Go to your apartment across the street, Put your crack in your pocket and leave. Stroll past the convenience store again, slow enough for the clerk to see you and for the police to show up. Once the cop enters the convenience store, wait for the clerk to point you out to him. Once the cop searches you and finds the boston baked beans & the crack, you're on your way to some quality jail time - all in under ten minutes!
xoxox Rose