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Lightbulbs and the smell of food casts a depressing filter over everything for me. I wonder what's up with that.

Working 9pm-5am every weekend makes me feel like there are no breaks in my life. When you're a kid you look forward to having that weekend to break off from the routine with your friends. That usually carries over into your adult life, but every...
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holdensolo:
My friend has a Masters degree in English. He works in a convenience store.
stradapult:
There goes the last brick of my optimism wall tumbling down through the rubble. Tomorrow I'm grabbing all of the lottery tickets and going for broke.
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The quickest way to go to jail if you're a crackhead:

Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.

Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed...
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rose:
Amen!
xoxox Rose