Lightbulbs and the smell of food casts a depressing filter over everything for me. I wonder what's up with that.
Working 9pm-5am every weekend makes me feel like there are no breaks in my life. When you're a kid you look forward to having that weekend to break off from the routine with your friends. That usually carries over into your adult life, but every...
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Working 9pm-5am every weekend makes me feel like there are no breaks in my life. When you're a kid you look forward to having that weekend to break off from the routine with your friends. That usually carries over into your adult life, but every...
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holdensolo:
My friend has a Masters degree in English. He works in a convenience store.
stradapult:
There goes the last brick of my optimism wall tumbling down through the rubble. Tomorrow I'm grabbing all of the lottery tickets and going for broke.
The quickest way to go to jail if you're a crackhead:
Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed...
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Step 1: Go to the convenience store right next to your house and grab a handful of twenty-five cent candies. Leave without paying for them.
Step 2: Come back in five-minutes. Try to buy a slim-jim. After the clerk tells you that he saw you stealing and he's not selling you anything, get pissed...
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rose:
Amen!
xoxox Rose
xoxox Rose