I got there a little late because finding parking in Toronto is nearly impossible. I ended up missing the meet & greet unfortunately but I just ended up drowned my sorrows in beer for the next little while. I walked in to see the beautiful @lolana at the merch table! I totally freaked out and brain farted so I forgot her name but she was such a rad chick, I had to remove myself from the table before I crawled over it to kiss her face off. Shortly after that I looked into the pit and immediately started fawning over @mel DJ-ing. She is a goddess! I kinda looked at everyone like "DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?! THAT'S MEL!". It seems my friends don't know much about SG because they looked at me like I was crazy.
The show exceeded my expectations. My jaw was resting on my chest the ENTIRE time. I'm 100% sure if I was a man i'd still have a boner from last night.
@sunny called out for some ladies to come dance on stage and I immediately started waving my arms around like an inflatable tube man and with the support of my friends pointing at me, she chose me. I got on stage, we did a little introduction and then started dancing(thank you alcohol). I saw one of the girls start doing crazy flips and aerobic moves and I decided to give up. Then I remembered to pull the magic guns out and I flashed the whole crowd. I ended up winning the competition LOL (thank you boobs). Also after flashing my boobs I didn't know what to do so I got behind sunny and started dancing on her booty. Am I a lucky lady or what?
The rest of my night after that was magical. I waited for the girls after everyone started getting kicked out (I refused to leave) and I hung with Sunny for a while. She is such a beautiful sex bomb and a lovely soul. She bought me shots & we took some sexy photos with a photographer. I had my hand on her butt and she stared into my eyeballs with that sexual stare she gives (if you saw the show you know exactly what i'm talkin' about). I melted to say the least. I can't wait to see that god damn photo. I then turned around and @sean handed me an SG burlesque shirt with a smile...... wait what? Did that just happen? I thought I was dreaming. What is going on? Right as I was about to leave @bricksie stopped me and asked me to take a photo with her. WHAT? ... NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
We threw a little after party for the girls so I let them all know in hope they would show to get drunk and dance with me ! Then to my surprise @echosum and @annemarie showed up. I freaked out and ran to them yelling "OH MY GOD YOU CAMEEEE" then proceeded to hug them for the millionth time in the night. I was beyond wasted at this point and I lost my bank card and I refused to let them pay for themselves so I ran around gathering money from my friends and bought them a shot. This whole situation was quite embarrassing now looking back at it. Then they disappeared. I blame it on my crazy belligerent drunken state of mind but it was miraculous none the less.
I just thought I would share my honest experience haha. I've dreamt of SG for so long and to finally be here and then have all of that crazy shit happen in one night was overwhelming but one of the best experiences of my entire life. Hopefully you guys had a good time at BHB (if you attended that is) !! That will be all. Thanks for reading once again ^-^ <3 So much love for you
