storey

Special guest writer Savage Henry here again to help Story by updating how he is doing.
On a side note, why do I only write in this thing when I have a buzz? Hmm, a problem to think of later.

So, how is Story doing? Let's see. I've known this gentlemen for over five years so any change is a very subtle one. I have to observe for a while before I notice anything. What I do notice:
This man needs some action from the back section. Probably due to me constantly egging him on about things of a sexual nature, but I've finally think I've broken through his iron code of morals.
Let me state in a more coherent form. Story is a man of honor. He is a man of stature. His morals are fixed, unlike mine. This I respect, and envy at times. This is why he will go places that I cannot. He inspires trust and friendship no matter where he goes. People always think I have an angle, but Story is always a solid, solid man with no subversive plan. This is a thing to be respected in this time of promiscuity and fading morals.
Story is my best friend for a reason. He is the essential opposite of me, and that is not a bad thing in the slightest. I wish him the best of luck.

To the rest of you internet friends, I wish you the best of luck and remember: If god does not exist, it would be necessary to create him (Voltaire).