FUCKSHITWHITTARDFUCKFIZZLEBREAKNOSEMOTHERBOARDFACEPLANTERSMACK!
I'm COOL like a potato chip (that is an inside joke for someone
)
This is what has happened, thus far:
1. The Move ~
* So, Sunday was the move from HELL
Our driveway is very steep and the previous owners never invested in proper drainage for the property. Needles to say, there was a river of ice awaiting us when we came to our house. A Budget truck in a ditch, $200 in plowing/salting and excavating a truck out of snow are the fun events that our move entailed. 4 hours in, we finally got the truck unloaded... we went for a fucking great meal and porter beer at a nice italian restaurant in Nashua, NH.
we are still moving and packing/unpacking
2. The Job ~
* My boss is a douche. A douche like a fistfuck
. That's all I have to say about that.
3. Animales ~
* Scuba Steve is in his new tank. Forest is back home in his tortoise pit. I'm adopting a 4' iguana and an adult hognose snake Friday. I have a box turtle waiting for me to pick up next week. Now, if only I could get my bat...
As always, more posters for your enjoyment!
I'm COOL like a potato chip (that is an inside joke for someone
)
This is what has happened, thus far:
1. The Move ~
* So, Sunday was the move from HELL
Our driveway is very steep and the previous owners never invested in proper drainage for the property. Needles to say, there was a river of ice awaiting us when we came to our house. A Budget truck in a ditch, $200 in plowing/salting and excavating a truck out of snow are the fun events that our move entailed. 4 hours in, we finally got the truck unloaded... we went for a fucking great meal and porter beer at a nice italian restaurant in Nashua, NH.
we are still moving and packing/unpacking
2. The Job ~
* My boss is a douche. A douche like a fistfuck
. That's all I have to say about that.
3. Animales ~
* Scuba Steve is in his new tank. Forest is back home in his tortoise pit. I'm adopting a 4' iguana and an adult hognose snake Friday. I have a box turtle waiting for me to pick up next week. Now, if only I could get my bat...
As always, more posters for your enjoyment!
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junkyardangel:
Well, if you ONLY turned into a ride-mower, I would probably still think you were cool. Plus, it's always more fun to ride than to push, right?
junkyardangel:
Very snarky. 