No I did not die drinking 40's....Anyone who lives in Houston knows what the weather has been like here lately. NEVER stops raining. Reminds me of Van in the winter, only its humid as hell here and theres lots more bugs. Anyway, my apartment building was hit by lightning and it messed a lot of electrical shit and stuff up. Needless to say I have been without cable and internet for about a week. Woo HOO! Fun times.
So I figured I would take advantage of the shitty weather and go surf since the waves were somewhat decent. Go down to the beach to find out they think the water is contaminated with some bacteria or something. They were advising everyone to stay out of the water.
Went on this date last night, this guy that always comes in to my work ask me so I figured why not. About 20 min into it I was seriously contemplating faking an illness, or telling him I was gay..I dunno. He was a total imbecile. Thank god his worked called him after dinner and he had to run off. Or maybe he just made that up because he was having a shitty time with me.....how weird would that be? 
So I figured I would take advantage of the shitty weather and go surf since the waves were somewhat decent. Go down to the beach to find out they think the water is contaminated with some bacteria or something. They were advising everyone to stay out of the water.
Went on this date last night, this guy that always comes in to my work ask me so I figured why not. About 20 min into it I was seriously contemplating faking an illness, or telling him I was gay..I dunno. He was a total imbecile. Thank god his worked called him after dinner and he had to run off. Or maybe he just made that up because he was having a shitty time with me.....how weird would that be? VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
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Bad dates. I think the monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark had one of those. Oh. But I've had many bad dates as of late. It's going around. Like a cancer upon the singles scene. Remember. If it tastes like almond, it's already too late.
cupofkarma:
it won't stop raining here too. thank god i leave on saturday. 