stolenhistories

Y'know, I was thinking about it... and if a male friend of mine got bit in the nipple by a rattlesnake, I think I'd still suck the poison out. Even though he was a guy.

Then I think to myself... why in the hell am I thinking about this?

One time I got bored, so I flew to the moon and blew it up with karate. It happened pretty late at night, so you probably slept through it. It was pretty sweet, though.