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Monday Sep 05, 2005

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Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen
randomnerd:
Bloody Mary, gets me faced,
When bored of whiskey,
Perferred art thou among drinks,
But when I go to the bathroom... Jesus!
Bloody Mary, paid for by sinners,
Now, Happy Hour, and Closing Time.

Barmen.

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