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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you
know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."