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Friday Apr 16, 2004

Apr 16, 2004
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I was cooking tonight (chili) and trying out Dave's Insanity Sauce, which I've only used once before.

While I was adding the hot sauce, I got a little bit, maybe a drop, on my right palm. I licked a little bit of it. Even that tiny amount smeared thin over my hand burned like a motherfucker.

So I finish, eat, and clean up. A few hours later, I get horny and decide to jerk it.

I lube up, everything's fine. Then I start feeling a burning sensation. Fuck, I forgot to wash that shit off my hand. Oh well, it's not bad, I'll soldier on.

But the burning gets hotter and hotter and I can't keep my hard-on. Now it's like a bad sun burn. I quit and go to the sink and try to wash the irritants off me. It's still stinging 2 hours later. Ow. blackeyed
rottenart:
dude. fuck. ouch.

eeek
Apr 18, 2004

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