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Sunday Aug 24, 2008

Aug 24, 2008
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The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'

'Not I,' said the cow.

'Not I,' said the duck.

'Not I,' said the pig.

'Not I,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.

'Not I,' said the duck..

'Out of my classification,' said the pig.

'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.

'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread.

'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.

'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.

'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.

'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.

'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'

'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not be so greedy.'

'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.

'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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adroitbeing:
Stock, your party and its ticket has become the laughing stock of the entire nation.

Every poll, including the WSJ gave Obama an overwhelming victory in last night's debate; save for one poll that was completely contrary to the rest of the world. Fox News, where polling suggested 80% of the viewers voting, thought McCain won.

A sure sign that your crowd is not only ill-fated but devoid of any reason. Or maybe they were just confused and thought they were voting McCain off the island.
Oct 8, 2008
adroitbeing:
So, I point out how you are losing the election, and you think it makes sense to blame the democrats for the mortgage industry problem and that we are in your words; "EVIL fuckers.

At the risk of believing that I am writing to someone with some modicum of reasoning, please consider the following FACTS:
- Members of the House and Senate from both parties have been more than happy over the years to take generous campaign contributions from many of the institutions at the heart of the crisis, including federally chartered Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. All are equally guilty

- It was our own Clinton administration who pushed them to expand lending to moderate and low income earners who took out loans they couldn't afford

- However, left to the natural order of things, these would have simply become failed mortgages

- Instead, it was Bush leadership and the republican leadership in both houses over the last 8 years that watched toxic loans become sliced and diced and packaged into investment vehicles sold to investors as solid bets.

- Regulators turned a blind eye to practices that should have set their heads spinning. Rating agencies, like Moody's and Standard and Poor's; private entities that serve in many ways as guardians of the marketplace, assessing risk and assigning ratings so informed investors can choose whether or not to entrust their money to companies and their financial products failed. But then we learn that they, too, were on the gravy train, earning payment in some cases only if they gave investment-grade ratings to mortgage-backed securities containing toxic assets, with the added bonus of increased earnings if the value of the securities rose after issuance - WHICH ALL CAME ABOUT THROUGH THE DEREGULATION EFFORTS OF THE REPUBLICANS.

Your guys fucked this up on their watch and they did so knowing full well that the financial engineers on Wall Street were going to manipulate the market in their favor.

Too many Republicans are criminals; and apparently quite some number come from your home state!
Oct 13, 2008

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