I've been really bored lately. Apparently, without stimulation, the pleasure center in the brain will atrophy, so it's only a matter of days before I join a fight club with a bunch of rich divorced women. Sadly, although he is adorable, Buddy is a poor conversationalist. Even though the house is beautiful, and there's a private beach and a pool, I spend most of my time inside watching tv. Mostly X-Men: Evolution.
I believe that the next step in my life is whoring myself up and hanging out in Navy bars until the wee hours of the morning, if only for the conversation. I spend much of my time lately cooking for no one. I don't know what I expect to do with all this food. Tonight I made enough lasagna and garlic bread to feed a small army. It's just going to sit in the fridge until I end up throwing it away. Tsk, tsk, such a waste.
So, please. Help me out. Any good books or comics or movies that have been missing from my life? I only have one month, three weeks and three days to kill until I have at least one person that I can force to hang out with me on a daily basis.
Hm, this blog seems to be lacking anything at least mildly entertaining. I shall leave you with this, a video of Buddy MAULING his new toy. After over an hour of this behavior we had wait until he passed out under the bed, and then use a cane to slowly drag it away from him, being ever so cautious to not wake him. Please note that I did not alter the sound in any way, shape or form. Enjoy.
Stockholm
