stitchy

Proof that I hate kittens:

Proof that TheTrooper likes pussycat pussy...
glassheart and mauzer's bday party last night was soooo much fun!

So much fun that I couldn't drag my ass into work today. I have 3 hours to get my hungover mcdonalds eating ass all perky and squeezed into a skimpy outfit for dance class... uggg.

glassheart biting her kittycat:

she is so adorably cute:

and coco is a pretty pretty princess...

so is tomahto

haha - you didn't delete 'em all!!! next time bring polly. polly would make a pretty pretty princess too....
and datsun is one sophisticated lady specializing in extracting birthday cake from noses and preparing yum hor dorves (i know i spelled that wrong so just shutup)

yes, the highlight of the night was shoving birthday cake down this guy's throat and up his nose

declining birthday cake at a birthday party is just plain rude, bitch. as is falling asleep at a birthday party. so is laughing when a friend sincerely tries to talk to you about your drinking problem. so is wearing preppy shoes.

oh wait, maybe this chick has a chemical dependency problem.
let me ask her.
yes she does and she's likin it.


i think scooter finally realized i'm quite a nightmare while intoxicated. hahahaha
thanks for vacuuming up after me. your domesticated ass is so very very fine.

and thanks, handle aka mr. bubble boy for throwing such a fun bash.

you disturb me,

you fruity freak.
EDIT: okay, i disturb myself. the last two pics were MY idea. but dude, you still had mr. bubbles in your tub. i didn't plant that!