stinkywizleteats

Why do men always buy into the whole concept of Valentine's Day? I liked it better when I was 6 and I got a little card with Barbie or Spiderman or something like that from everyone.... and then we all ate the cupcakes my mom made for our class.

Now its more like, "Buy me that useless crap I don't need or else I'll never let you forget it."

One of these years I'll remember to buy stock in mylar and helium.... I'll make thousands!