There was a fight at Thug School today...a girl fight! I didn't get to see the actual fisticuffs, just the aftermath. There was a rather troubled young lady who bore a striking resemblance to Jennifer Jason Leigh all boo hooing and blowing snot bubbles out in the hallway. I guess somebody must have caught her being bad. It's only been my third day of volunteering...
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stinabean:
it's about to be a WHAT! GIRLFIGHT!!! haha. and yes, showering is a big part of my life. very important.
The Bears choked and I have to work tonight. This is bad. I watched Cinderella Man last night. That was good.
It's Friday and I have to work tonight with that fat fuck that I can't stand. He doesn't like female musicians so I'm going to take over the stereo in our warehouse and jam PJ Harvey all night long. 
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saramonster:
you are too kind. 
stinabean:
funny you should ask about the shower. actually, there was oatmeal cookie body wash and sugar scrub and then the oatmeal cookie lotion after the shower. there was also shampoo and a razor involved. i find that the oatmeal cookie combined with my deodorant and body spray makes me smell like Skittles.
For the new year, I have decided to reinvent myself as a total Good Citizen, so I've started volunteering at an adult education center. Basically, I help teach Thugs how to read. I truly feel that our society needs better educated Gangstas. Illiteracy should not be tolerated at any level. We should all be ashamed at the way some of these non-reading Playas are forced...
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stinabean:
aww way to give back to the community. also the crotchless underwear comment? disgusting. but hilarious.
I have to work on New Year's with this guy that I fucking hate so I want everyone to boo hoo for me...
stinabean:
boohoo...also mmmm backhair. but not really just kidding 
cambria:
you lie!!! 
I just watched the trailer for The Da Vinci Code. It looks like it's going to be amazing. I can't wait until next May!
I go to Dunkin Donuts to buy some coffee. As I'm leaving, the lady behind the counter says "have a nice time." I'm thinking gosh, what an odd way of saying goodbye. Did she think I was planning on doing something perverted with the coffee? Was she implying I'm some kind of weird-o with an unhealthy coffee fetish? At the time, I wasn't sure if...
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blauenaugen:
Bwahahahaha!
Spent all night shoveling snow. Fun Fun Fun! It's like God covered the earth in a blanket of cocaine...
I just got Palindromes in the mail! I'm not gonna have time to watch it until tomorrow. It looks pretty disturbing...
stingray69:
Palindromes was pretty damn freaky. I think it was his most disturbing movie. I'm not sure if I can even recommend it to my friends. I don't think they're strong enough to watch it. In other news, the White Sox took game one!!!!
I can't stop listening to the new Deftones. I try to turn it off, but I keep pressing play. The horror...
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peachs:
what is your name? You just look so familliar...
stingray69:
Yikes! That's not me in my profile photo. That's Maynard from Tool. Solly if it seems misleading. I don't have a camera yet. I'll try and get one next week. I gots too much stuff going on right now. Alas, I'm not exactly the spitting image of Maynard, but we do share the same peace symbol fingers...