I'm 36 years old and I keep getting junk mail from AARP. It's not that big of a deal, they've been sending me crap for years. Somehow I found my way on to their mailing list. What was really strange was that yesterday I got a piece of mail from them that was in Spanish. I'm not hispanic. I don't speak Spanish. Does the world see me as a retired Mexican? Is that what I am to you? 
Didn't you know you were a 70+ yr old man?
That makes me laugh inside.
Hey, did you see Strangers with Candy? How was it?