stina

i just finished watching gossip girl. intense.
I think this show appeals to me because everyone is very sneaky and uses very sneaky ways to ruin each other's lives. I 've always been interested in sabotage. That's why, when i was little, I would invent ways to torture my siblings.

• Brother. 3 years younger than I. I would take ninja turtle underwear from our younger brother and fill his bookbag. I would wrap them around each book and hide them in the trapper keeper pockets so that when he got to school, he would accidentally show off kid underwear.


• Brother 3 years younger than I. I filled his underwear with peanut butter and hid them in his drawer. My intention was for my mom to find them and think he pooped so that she would punish him. Instead he put them on and yanked them up hard. Pb all over his private parts. He went running out of his room with underpants around his ankles yelling all mad. My friends and I were standing there so they all saw.


• My sister 5 years younger than I. I would pin embarrassing things places so that they would be stuck on her and people would see and laugh. I rolled up training bras and pinned them inside her coat sleeves so that when she put on her jacket at recess, they popped out and rolled out. She was on the playground waving her arms around trying to get the bras off. haha


• my sister 7 years younger. by this time i was odler and more mature, right? So I only convinced her that she was a princess. I told her she was goign to be very very rich and have everything she wanted.. but she'd never see us again. I packed her a bag for when the king would come to get her. She cried and begged mom not to let hte king take her. haha


• brother 9 years younger. He was a bit too young for torture. Plus he was a madman.

ok ok.. so i was a jerk. But that shit is funny. Besides, I always stood up for them if anyone else picked on them. Plus they did the same stuff to me. Anyone here do anything sneaky as a kid? or now?