so i was tryin to read all my messages, and my ass fell asleep. It feels like its on icy fire.
Please list for me, your least favorite body part to fall asleep. Explain why.
Mine is probably my vag. Yeah, those fall asleep too. Nothing is more disconcerting than having no feeling in your precious bits. It feels like a phantom vagina.
Please list for me, your least favorite body part to fall asleep. Explain why.
Mine is probably my vag. Yeah, those fall asleep too. Nothing is more disconcerting than having no feeling in your precious bits. It feels like a phantom vagina.
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although... the phantom penis is kinda nice if i'm all alone
*gah... i didn't jus type and not delete that did i?
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