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phthaloe: stupid biker guy who supposedly has been tattooing for 10 years. Im like buddy, jsut because you tattoo a couple shitty ones and know the brand of ink you use doesnt mean that you are a tattooist. and he argued about price!
phthaloe: he dared!
BleeNateblah: what a weenie face.
phthaloe: yeah
phthaloe: coem over and karate chop his face
BleeNateblah: Kicking in the face is way more fun.
BleeNateblah: and flashy.
BleeNateblah: It's like the jazz fingers of fighting.
phthaloe: HAHAHA
phthaloe: yeah.. but can you say the words "im kickign you IN THE FACE!" while doing it?
BleeNateblah: I'm pretty sure I can.
BleeNateblah: And give a karate yell while I'm doing it. KIA!
BleeNateblah: IN THE FACEKIA!!!
phthaloe: Also, could you perhaps wear those ninja socks? I think it'll give thescene the perfect effect for me to remember the day by.
BleeNateblah: Haha, definitly.
BleeNateblah: Probably even would pull my t-shirt over my head and fashion it into a ninja mask.
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BleeNateblah: Listen, Death from gnome would probably have to be right up
there with hurricane or alligator death
phthaloe: hahaha
phthaloe: true
phthaloe: or impalment by unicorn
BleeNateblah: yea, As if a legend wouldn't be written about me if a Unicorn impaled me.
BleeNateblah: I'd be like Odysseus.
phthaloe: hahaha
phthaloe: yeah. Id take unicorn impalement over shark death anyday
phthaloe: but chances are slim
phthaloe: dont you have to be a virgin for unicorns to touch you?
phthaloe: ahhaha
BleeNateblah: yea, Unicorns are probably like manatees. Real hard to piss off.
phthaloe: they just run away if you cut off thier friends horn and they look sad
BleeNateblah: yea, totally.
BleeNateblah: Not many stories about a mad unicorn rampage
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BleeNateblah: Maybe we should start planning Steph and Mattt's wedding for them, cause they're procrastinators.
phthaloe: hahah ohh!! lets!!!
BleeNateblah: I'm thinking a cowboy/cowgirl wedding at the Alamo.
phthaloe: lets have them riding in one of those horse carts.. but with unicorns
BleeNateblah: haha! Unicorns!
phthaloe: theme weddings are in!
BleeNateblah: yea, totally.
BleeNateblah: Dana's wedding ceremony was boring, and he didn't even shove cake in his wife's face.
BleeNateblah: so sad.
phthaloe: thats terible
phthaloe: you cant have a good life if you dont smash cake.. where did all the passion go?
BleeNateblah: I know!
BleeNateblah: He should've known there was a problem with his wife when she wouldn't let him smash cake in her face.
phthaloe: shes defective.
BleeNateblah: Definitly.
phthaloe: tehyll probably birth flipper babies
BleeNateblah: yea, I hope so. That's the only reason I went. I just wanted to see cake smashing.
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phthaloe: i updated my mypsace with snatched of our convo haha
phthaloe: we crack me up
BleeNateblah: haha, probably one of the best conversations ever.
phthaloe: hahah seriously I cut out the filler.. but the important parts are there.
BleeNateblah: yea, people probably don't need to know about jenna's poo.
phthaloe: right
phthaloe: i dotn want to ruin cotton candy for anyone else
BleeNateblah: yea, you're telling me.
BleeNateblah: Only reason I wouldn't add this is because she doesn't want people to know she poos.
phthaloe: hahahah
BleeNateblah: she just wants them to think she has a cotton candy factory in the bathroom.