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Oooohhh, Kevin Smith fans. "Clerks 2" is fucking hilarious....Yeah, as everyone, you gotta be a bit skeptical, but it's funny as hell. And Rosario Dawson's quite good in it. She's my new little Mama-sita, with RENT and CLERKS back to back, I'm loving this girlie...

I've got a couple of questions, though:

1. Who gives the Waynes brothers money? No really, I wanna know who. "Little Man" made like 20 mil it's first weekend out. Did NO ONE see the trailer??!! COME ON!!!

2. Please, please, good people of SG, let you not leave the house and forcefully (or even worse, willingly) go see "John Tucker Must Die." We must stop lame movies like this coming out. And we must stop Ashanti. She's in it, and she's pure evil. The fru-its of the devil, even.

3. Remember the summers where competing movies would come out and battle for which one will win, even though they both have the same plot? "Armageddon" and "Deep Impact?" "Prefontaine" and "Without Limits?" "New York Minute" and a big pile of shit? Yeah, you remember. Well, two new "the magician is real" movies are coming out: One called "The Illusionist" and it has Paul Giamatti and Ed Norton (not too shabby), and the other called "The Prestige" directed by Christopher Nolan (Memento, Batman Begins) and stars Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Caine, and David friggin' Bowie in it. That's the one that actually looks good, but seriously, why do studios do that? Like, why are they still planning on releasing a new Capote movie after the last one was just last year!!! It seems silly to me. Silly sooth...

4. They're remaking "Adventures in Babysitting" with Raven Simone from "That's So Raven." Yup. I wish I were kidding.

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Aaaannnd, moving right along, my new show "PERFECT" has an official website now, and dates are above for all of you's to see....It should be pretty funny. Plus, you get to see ME! And I get to see YOU! It's a win, win. Here's the Postcard:



Lovely, just lovely....