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Ooohhh, exciting! An all new look for SG...I like it, I must say. Usually I'm against change, believing it is automatically evil if it's change! Don't change, just bomb! I learned that from our wonderful president. But no, this look is good. Let's see, what else...

I got on the subway yesterday morning, I'd say about 7am, and almost immediately this crazy woman got on. She was yelling at "someone" next to here, and very agrivated. She then sat down, and started crying. No, not crying. Balling. Hardcore. Then, on a dime, stopped and asked, "Hey does anybody have a soda?" Then she started crying again. People are starting to move away from her at this point, and as they are, she stops crying, and stands up, faces her seat, unbottons her pants (you know, for breathing room), and starts throwing everything out of her bag. We get to Jay Street, and she flips out! "No, I have to get off!" But all of her shit is laying everywhere. So this man gets on the train, who looks a lot like Dizzy Gillespie, and holds the door open as she gathers all of her shit. He doesn't seem to mind at all, just continues to hold it until she's ready. She runs out and looks at me, asking, "Did I forget anything?" "Only a pen..." "Oh, that's okay..." she says, and then runs off once again yelling at someone who's not there. "Dizzy" looks at me and I look at him, and we exchange a sort of look, like "Wow..." Actually, mine was more of, "I really need to poop," but the point was made...

I'm gonna see "The DaVinci Code" this weekend. Is this a bad idea? I don't know...I've been hearing really different things about it, but my girl Audrey Tatou is in it, and I love her so (and the rumor is, she loves me as well...I don't know, rumors these days...). So we'll see. I'd also like someone to come clean my house. Anyone interested? In the deal, you would clean my apartment, do my laundry (ok, I'll help you fold the clothes...), and in return I'll bake you cookies and sing classic Yanni songs for you. Whatta think? Any takers???