Soooo...Elizabeth Berkley came into my store the other day, and it was quite a brilliant entrance, because everyone behind the cashwrap, in unison, began singing:
I'm so excited...I'm so excited....I'm so...so....SCARED!
(Kudos to you my friend if you remember that classic "Saved by the Bell" very special episode...)
Bif, this is SG. SG, this is Bif.
If you get a chance to see Bif Naked perform live, please do...She's a hellava live act to catch. I
Miss Naked. But, coincidentally, the bartender at the club did not me. I walk up to the bar, right, and the bartender comes right over (which is wayyyy unusual since this IS New York) and suddenly, I can't remember a single beer name. Awesome. Keep in mind that the live opening band is blaring and you really can't hear much of anything. So I yell, "Whatta got on tap??" Awesome. I'm an idiot. She gives me this look like "Do you hear how loud the music is and see how packed it is?! Order a beer!" So I yelled something like "Schmianagin" and I got a Bass. I think.
I also saw "The Break Up" this weekend. If you are forced between "The Break Up" or watching Olsen Twins Movies back to back, give it a second to mull over....What I'm saying here is, not so on the funny side. Jon Favreau is the best part in it. He's hilarious. Jennifer Aniston sucks as always, and Vince Vaughn doesn't have enough to work with. Which is odd, since he developed the movie. And Jason Bateman in only three scenes! Come on!!!
And now, a random NY quote sundae:
(at the restaurant "PEEP" with my friend Sean complaining about his lunch)
"Yeah, sometimes you just wanna get what you always get. The same old thing and even though you've had it over and over, you know that you like it. Then, sometimes you don't, and you end up getting beef on a fucking stick..."
Now, everyone go see Alexsandria's new set, cause it's hotter than a bowl of Fruity Pepples on a warm summer day... (hotter in the "Hottness" sort of way, not like burning hot Pepples. Cause that would be gross. And soggy...)
Annndd...She's the winner of the set of the week! Whoo-Hoo! Rock it Alex! Snooch!
I'm so excited...I'm so excited....I'm so...so....SCARED!
(Kudos to you my friend if you remember that classic "Saved by the Bell" very special episode...)
Bif, this is SG. SG, this is Bif.
If you get a chance to see Bif Naked perform live, please do...She's a hellava live act to catch. I
Miss Naked. But, coincidentally, the bartender at the club did not me. I walk up to the bar, right, and the bartender comes right over (which is wayyyy unusual since this IS New York) and suddenly, I can't remember a single beer name. Awesome. Keep in mind that the live opening band is blaring and you really can't hear much of anything. So I yell, "Whatta got on tap??" Awesome. I'm an idiot. She gives me this look like "Do you hear how loud the music is and see how packed it is?! Order a beer!" So I yelled something like "Schmianagin" and I got a Bass. I think.
I also saw "The Break Up" this weekend. If you are forced between "The Break Up" or watching Olsen Twins Movies back to back, give it a second to mull over....What I'm saying here is, not so on the funny side. Jon Favreau is the best part in it. He's hilarious. Jennifer Aniston sucks as always, and Vince Vaughn doesn't have enough to work with. Which is odd, since he developed the movie. And Jason Bateman in only three scenes! Come on!!!
And now, a random NY quote sundae:
(at the restaurant "PEEP" with my friend Sean complaining about his lunch)
"Yeah, sometimes you just wanna get what you always get. The same old thing and even though you've had it over and over, you know that you like it. Then, sometimes you don't, and you end up getting beef on a fucking stick..."
Now, everyone go see Alexsandria's new set, cause it's hotter than a bowl of Fruity Pepples on a warm summer day... (hotter in the "Hottness" sort of way, not like burning hot Pepples. Cause that would be gross. And soggy...)
Annndd...She's the winner of the set of the week! Whoo-Hoo! Rock it Alex! Snooch!
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