Awesome NYC randomness...
*My tired ass wakes up this morning and hopes onto the F train. Suddenly I begin to perk up. "Man, it really kinda smells like pot..." Then it gets stronger. "Wow, it reeeeaaallyyy smells like pot." I then glance across the train and see this guy just smoking like that's what you do on the train. I start laughing when I notice his HUGE bag of pot in his lap. I looked at his totally stoned ass and said, "Oh, man...you're going to jail today...."
*I'm at Starbucks this morning and I say, "Could I get a tall with room please?" Slight pause. And the casheir goes, "Uh, so a coffee then?" So I just stared at her. Eventually she goes, "Um...$1.72 please." I kept a straight face the entire time, but soooo wanted to laugh. Why do these "only in the movie moments" keep happening? I'm not complaining, cause I'm entertained as fuck...
*We had our final dress rehersal for "MUCH ADO (speaking of, have you bought your tickets yet?) and I was walking around the halls when I smelled something rather funky. I asked my castmate Kenny what that smells is. "Oh, this place used to be a jerkoff booth place and they converted it into a theatre and offices." Ah, well, that explains it.
*Five minutes later, I'm heading to the bathroom when the building supervisor stops me and says, "Mateo, you DON'T wanna go in there for a few minutes. I'm cleaning up a "really bad situation." Oh, good lord.
*Walking in Times Square today, and there's the three black men who preach the word of their God to the masses, but their version of the word includes only Black people saved, no scratch that. Only those straight from Africa are saved (which is HILARIOUS cause their light skin tone and Midwest accent gave away the small fact that they are probably from Ohio). So a skater guy starts arguing with him, and the black guy's like, "You are not, saved, no you are not! You are not one of God's children!" And the skater guy says, "Yes I am! Whatever man, you don't know, you don't know!" And it's this little intense scene that I'm just watching on the corner when I see a guy staring and watching the same thing. That guy then takes a breath, and yells, "Free Comedy Show Tonight!" and I almost pissed myself.
See my new profile pic? That would be courtesy of NewYorkMatt. Go swing by and tell him his photography rocks, and send him something real nice. And below, also taken by Matt, is me, Alexsandria, and Mle haning out in Union Square, just holding up a giant block. You know, normal day...
*My tired ass wakes up this morning and hopes onto the F train. Suddenly I begin to perk up. "Man, it really kinda smells like pot..." Then it gets stronger. "Wow, it reeeeaaallyyy smells like pot." I then glance across the train and see this guy just smoking like that's what you do on the train. I start laughing when I notice his HUGE bag of pot in his lap. I looked at his totally stoned ass and said, "Oh, man...you're going to jail today...."
*I'm at Starbucks this morning and I say, "Could I get a tall with room please?" Slight pause. And the casheir goes, "Uh, so a coffee then?" So I just stared at her. Eventually she goes, "Um...$1.72 please." I kept a straight face the entire time, but soooo wanted to laugh. Why do these "only in the movie moments" keep happening? I'm not complaining, cause I'm entertained as fuck...
*We had our final dress rehersal for "MUCH ADO (speaking of, have you bought your tickets yet?) and I was walking around the halls when I smelled something rather funky. I asked my castmate Kenny what that smells is. "Oh, this place used to be a jerkoff booth place and they converted it into a theatre and offices." Ah, well, that explains it.
*Five minutes later, I'm heading to the bathroom when the building supervisor stops me and says, "Mateo, you DON'T wanna go in there for a few minutes. I'm cleaning up a "really bad situation." Oh, good lord.
*Walking in Times Square today, and there's the three black men who preach the word of their God to the masses, but their version of the word includes only Black people saved, no scratch that. Only those straight from Africa are saved (which is HILARIOUS cause their light skin tone and Midwest accent gave away the small fact that they are probably from Ohio). So a skater guy starts arguing with him, and the black guy's like, "You are not, saved, no you are not! You are not one of God's children!" And the skater guy says, "Yes I am! Whatever man, you don't know, you don't know!" And it's this little intense scene that I'm just watching on the corner when I see a guy staring and watching the same thing. That guy then takes a breath, and yells, "Free Comedy Show Tonight!" and I almost pissed myself.
See my new profile pic? That would be courtesy of NewYorkMatt. Go swing by and tell him his photography rocks, and send him something real nice. And below, also taken by Matt, is me, Alexsandria, and Mle haning out in Union Square, just holding up a giant block. You know, normal day...
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