Did everyone have a rockin' Christmas?! Who's ready for a slammin' Chanakkah? How hot was the Kwanza this year? Indeed not as good as it could have been, but hey, we all came out with our heads and hands attached, right? (at least those who are reading this...). Here's what I got this Chrismakkah:
* A fabulous set of George Washingtons that goes great with any outfit.
* Some DVD films that all contain appropriate amounts of language, nudity, and gratiutious violence. Awesome.
* A jaw-dropping new set from Alexandria. Sweet indeed...
* Holiday cheer in the form of family arguments (no present is complete without some inadvertant spit flying your way...)
* Many upon many Christmas wishes including (but not limited to) texts, phone calls, MySpace bullitins, IM's, telegrams, carrier pigeons, coded messages, singing telegrams, stripping telegrams, one venereal disease, and a partridge in a pear tree...
* Several mouth watering cups of coffee courtesy of a "credit coffee card" for my future coffee visits.
* A very nice message from a girl I was dating referring to a old joke we shared (ooohhhh the memories...I could tell you this one time, it was so cute, we were...what, you're bored? Oh, I see how you're playing...)
* A nice little cough "thing" that seems to not want to leave. It's great. Mix it with some throat "flem" and you've got a recipe for wonderful.
* And this lovely picture and video courtesy of Sarah Silverman.
Perhaps I'll add on later. Oh, how exciting! Each time you visit my Christmas list it might change!!! It's like I'm giving you each mini-Christmas presents, but cheaply! Fantastic!!!
Who is this? Oh, it's quite a Christmas surprise when you figure it out...
* A fabulous set of George Washingtons that goes great with any outfit.
* Some DVD films that all contain appropriate amounts of language, nudity, and gratiutious violence. Awesome.
* A jaw-dropping new set from Alexandria. Sweet indeed...
* Holiday cheer in the form of family arguments (no present is complete without some inadvertant spit flying your way...)
* Many upon many Christmas wishes including (but not limited to) texts, phone calls, MySpace bullitins, IM's, telegrams, carrier pigeons, coded messages, singing telegrams, stripping telegrams, one venereal disease, and a partridge in a pear tree...
* Several mouth watering cups of coffee courtesy of a "credit coffee card" for my future coffee visits.
* A very nice message from a girl I was dating referring to a old joke we shared (ooohhhh the memories...I could tell you this one time, it was so cute, we were...what, you're bored? Oh, I see how you're playing...)
* A nice little cough "thing" that seems to not want to leave. It's great. Mix it with some throat "flem" and you've got a recipe for wonderful.
* And this lovely picture and video courtesy of Sarah Silverman.

Perhaps I'll add on later. Oh, how exciting! Each time you visit my Christmas list it might change!!! It's like I'm giving you each mini-Christmas presents, but cheaply! Fantastic!!!

Who is this? Oh, it's quite a Christmas surprise when you figure it out...

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Happy Hollidays!!!