Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy B day! Thank you very much! I've been on a party roller coster, getting off to work and pay bill on occation but I've been out and about mostly this month.
+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't...
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+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't...
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mydogfarted:
I bet one of those people will be a government official soon... 
+-------------- Bizarre Holidays in August ----------------+
August 1 Stiggy's Birthday!
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch
Night
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 22 is Be An Angel Day
August 25 is...
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August 1 Stiggy's Birthday!
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch
Night
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 22 is Be An Angel Day
August 25 is...
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anabel:
how was national underwear day? was it as good for you as it was for me?
+----------------- Bizarre T-shirt Slogans ----------------+
1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now."
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."
6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
7. "I Have a Degree in...
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1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now."
5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."
6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
7. "I Have a Degree in...
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abgitatz:
Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abyssia:
Fine - Since you insist on being out...
Happy Birthday!!!!!
May this year bring you the completeness you so seek.
~Birthday Kisses~
la mer
Happy Birthday!!!!!
May this year bring you the completeness you so seek.
~Birthday Kisses~
la mer
FOr all those geeks like me out there wondering about the live action Transformers movie!
CHeck this out!
CHeck this out!
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kndrd_spirit:
And here I thought Dreamwave went under with all their comics productions (another company picked up the toy line). Sweet!! With everything they're doing these days with cgi, they should be able to pull off a cool live-action movie
kndrd_spirit:
And here I thought Dreamwave went under with all their comics productions (another company picked up the toy line). Sweet!! With everything they're doing these days with cgi, they should be able to pull off a cool live-action movie
+------------------ Bizarre Town Names --------------------+
Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
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Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
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stryka:
you forgot blue balls and love, both in PA, near intercourse ironically enough
I've just been so freakin busy. Working on a big project,
I've just been so freakin busy. Working on a big project,
abyssia:
It is good to dream because whether the dream is happy or sad, good or bad - it's still a dream and it stays in dreamland... usually.
TOP 5 SMART ASS ANSWERS
> > >>> :
> > >>> Smart Ass Answer #5:
> > >>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
> > >>> to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
> > >>> her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat
> > >>> and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,...
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> > >>> :
> > >>> Smart Ass Answer #5:
> > >>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
> > >>> to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
> > >>> her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat
> > >>> and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,...
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hrlyquinn:
LOL! The last one rocks!
mythicus:
good stuff.
If your looking for an excuse to have a party here are a few options you can take into consideration!
July is . . . . National Baked Beans Month, National Ice Cream Month,
National Tennis Month, Read An Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month,
and Hitchhiking Month
July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July...
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July is . . . . National Baked Beans Month, National Ice Cream Month,
National Tennis Month, Read An Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month,
and Hitchhiking Month
July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July...
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stryka:
where do you find this stuff??? I'm back 
+------------- Bizarre Deaths in the Bathroom -------------+
HELIOGABALUS (204-222), emperor of Rome
* After he had ruled four years, his homosexuality, eccent-
ricity, and worship of the Syrian god Baal turned the
Praetorian Guard, his own bodyguards, against him. He tried
to hide in a latrine with his mother. Discovered, they were
both murdered. Their heads were cut off and their bodies
were dragged to...
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HELIOGABALUS (204-222), emperor of Rome
* After he had ruled four years, his homosexuality, eccent-
ricity, and worship of the Syrian god Baal turned the
Praetorian Guard, his own bodyguards, against him. He tried
to hide in a latrine with his mother. Discovered, they were
both murdered. Their heads were cut off and their bodies
were dragged to...
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mydogfarted:
What is it with people dying on the shitter?
clover:
I love these journals of yours
+------------------ Bizarre Conspiracies ------------------+
Grant Wood's famous painting of an old Indiana couple posing
in front of their farmhouse is considered the definitive por-
trait of the Midwestern farmer. In actuality, the man and
women aren't really a couple nor are they farmers. Also, the
"farmhouse" in the picture was once used as a bordello.
William Eno is considered to be the "Father of Traffic...
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Grant Wood's famous painting of an old Indiana couple posing
in front of their farmhouse is considered the definitive por-
trait of the Midwestern farmer. In actuality, the man and
women aren't really a couple nor are they farmers. Also, the
"farmhouse" in the picture was once used as a bordello.
William Eno is considered to be the "Father of Traffic...
Read More
pixilated101:
I need to get off my lazy ass now and listen to your stuff....
on my next set of days off I'll get busy...since I now have cable modem...
on my next set of days off I'll get busy...since I now have cable modem...
abyssia:
does the monster genocide help with cramps? does anything? i'm doing all the things they say to do and i am dying - no you're not - but i am dying! - no you're not... uh oh! i better go.
Yoooo! Whats up people?! BUsy as always, building the evil empire in my bedroom!
Check it out and sign up!
www.monstergenocide.com
Check it out and sign up!
www.monstergenocide.com